Just the perfect polo that’s not too long, that’s cut to be flattering so you don’t look like a blob, that doesn’t have a logo so you’re not endorsing anything, that’s made with deadstock cotton so it’s extra thin, light, stretchy, and vintage t-shirt-y. It’s the polo to wear like it’s no big deal and do whatever you want in.
This one is called Sailor Stripe because it is nautical by nature (and also naughty by nature).